Okay, all mommies have a case of "what did you say?" from one time to another just from sheer lack of understanding. Well, I had the doozie from my daughter today. This morning I was changing her diaper on her bed and bubbies was playing in her toy box. She screams "I want my cock."
I tried so hard not to look in complete horror at what she said. I calmly said "what do you want, honey?" She said again "I want my cock." Then it hit me - bubbies was playing with her plush Golden Macaw she got for Christmas. She was asking for her Macaw......I either am hard of hearing or have an extremely dirty mind.
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6 comments:
you're so dirty!! :)
Watch out for that one, she's going to be trouble! :)
ROFL!!!
My son, at a very young age, came to me once, pointing at a branch he had found in the woods, and called, "Look, Mommy, I have a big dick." No, it was not a "What?" moment, but very funny. My husband cracked up. :)
My daughter asks for cocks all the time when she can't find them. Her CROCS, that is.
So funny!
hilarious! i've had so many of those moments too...
fun blog!
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That's funny - Shane says that all the time, even around Peyton. I wonder if there is any correlation.
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