From my dear, sweet sis-in-law

Kristin,
I just received this today. Funny Somebody never said being a Mother you would have to give up a friends wedding to nurse your baby. Normal is history.
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Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby.... somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, 'normal' is history.* * *

Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct . Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.* * *

Somebody said being a mother is boring ....somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.

Somebody said if you're a'good' mother,your child will 'turn out good'....somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.* * *

Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.... somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math.* * *

Somebody said you can't love the second child as much as you love the first .... somebody doesn't have two children.* * *

Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery....somebody never watched her 'baby' get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten ..or on a plane headed for military 'boot camp.'* * *

Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married....somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.* * *

Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home....somebody never had grandchildren.* * *

Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her.... somebody isn't a mother.* * *